Declaration Of War
Emil Williams |On , I filed papers for SENTIMENTAL LLC, A company oriented toward video game software.
This is the Declaration Of War against some things and most stuff, as a start.
Things we are against ( In order of must-be-stopped / totally-destroyed ): Children, Docker Images, Games Where You Can't Connect Directly By IP, Basically All Software, Bankers-On-Weekends-And-Other-Days-Of-The-Week-Late-At-Night, Milk Prices, Surgeons, Taxes That Affect Me In Particular; But In A Democratic Legal Change Way, Mosquitoes, Redditors, "Title" Case, Movie-goers, Privacy-larpers, YouTubers, The Uninitiated, Haskell Programmers, Non-MLIS Libertarians, & The Lactose Intolerant.
We plan to create at least 1000 video games by the end of 2026.
We plan to create at least 1003 video games by the end of 2030.
We plan to create at least 1004 video games by the end of 2040.
We expect to have an IPO of sixty two dollars for ⑨ available shares lending at least 1% of the company at that time.
We expect to replace the CEO with MLLMs whenever MLMs and LLMs can think thoughts rather than being Bayesian greased-style agreeable.
Please be patient, and go play Jon Blow's game when it comes out on October 8th, and merry Septembermas.
P.S. They Said I wasn't allowed in the building if I started any more 501(c)(3) "Fan Clubs", so consider this the consultation of several ornate memetic occult practices for fun and profit.